01 ✦
THE GOLD PILE
Every coin has a story. Most stories begin with “I was just going to buy a little.”
✦ THE CAVE IS NEVER FULL ✦FOMO
FOMO
BLIN
Born poor. Found gold. Bought everything. STILL FOMO.
$FOMOB — A goblin with zero self-control and a very large treasure chest.
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GREEDY
GREEDY
Chapter 01 / The legend
ONCE UPON A DIP...
Deep beneath the charts, past the liquidated knights and abandoned bags, lived a little green goblin with one dream: MORE. More coins. More gold. More shiny things that he absolutely did not need.
One day, Fomoblin found a mysterious glowing coin. He could have sold it, retired, and lived happily ever after. Instead, he bought another. Then another. Then he built a throne out of treasure chests and started refreshing the chart every six seconds.
His cave is full. His wallet is questionable. His appetite for shiny things? INFINITE.
WELCOME TO THE CAVE
The world's least responsible treasure museum. Please keep your hands away from the gold. The goblin bites.
02 ✦
THE CURSED CHEST
It opens only when Fomoblin hears someone say, “This is probably the bottom.”
03 ✦
THE MAGIC MIRROR
Shows him the exact price he could have bought at yesterday. He hates this mirror.
“MY PRECIOUS? NO.
MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO.”
MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO.”
FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM A CAVE
WHY DOES HE LIVE IN A CAVE?
Rent money became dip money.
WHAT'S HIS FAVORITE COLOR?
Green. Unless the candles are red. Then it's “a buying opportunity.”
DOES HE EVER SLEEP?
Only when the chart is loading.
WHAT'S HIS EXIT STRATEGY?
He heard that phrase once. Thought it was a new token.
Goblin field guide
HOW TO SPOT A FOMOBLIN
THE EYES
Half asleep, fully watching the chart.
THE GRIN
Three gold teeth and one terrible idea.
THE TREASURE
Absolutely not enough. Don't ask again.
The royal vault
THE CONTRACT CHEST
When the official contract address is ready, replace the placeholder below in index.html. The copy coin will activate automatically.
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